Jakeneutron - Jax Toy

歌詞

Are you really still here watching that YouTube Kids
Slop? Man, I really thought people would have better
Taste nowadays. Maybe you could waste your time doing
Something more mature, like taxes. But I know you won't
What's got you fuming, buddy? What's got you raging, dude?
Did something piss you off? You better learn to cope soon
This place eats dopes for breakfast, you'll need some thicker skin
'Cause if you're angry now, imagine how you'll feel when...
You check your bedroom and it's crawling with snakes (Oh, Jax!)
When every step you take's a face full of rakes (Oh, ugh!)
When even seats are threatening a certain sound
You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?
Don't you have any other way of entertaining
Yourself that doesn't involve torturing people?
No
Get your Jax toy, get a little laugh, boy
So you're not down to clown, well, I won't let that get me down
I'm your Jax toy, have a little laugh, boy
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party
Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax (Woo!)
Jax toy, Jax toy (You can get 50% off)
Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy
Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax
Wait, please give me a second, so let me get this straight
The mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate
Wait, wait, let's hear her out, got nothing here but time
Just let us in on what will save us here, we miss a sign?
You hear that, audience? You're in for a show
We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though
And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
I think I'll join you giving a little beam
What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?
Can't handle snide comments, looking to confide in Ragatha?
Good luck with that to ya, I'm giving
Gold to those misfortunate enough
To end up in a circus from a rancid purchase of a headset
Just my luck had gone and cursed us
You wanna smile and ease your mind?
Then lighten up, so says my sign
Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted
Get your Jax toy, get a little laugh, boy
So you're not down to clown, well, I won't let that get me down
I'm your Jax toy, have a little laugh, boy
I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party
Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax (That's me)
Jax toy, Jax toy (I'll keep you company)
Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy (Still me)
Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax